Normally faux anything rubs me the wrong way but this faux-digital message tape looks very interesting indeed.  You write messages by blacking out white sections on the tape.  It could take a while to put together a message of any length; but it does make a nice alternative to temporary signs.  I don’t think this thing has any genuine home applications, but for mischief or business related activities, it truly rocks.

There are two styles to choose from, you can go with the groovy-segmented-retro-calculator style or boring old dot matrix.  I know which one I would choose.

At $12 a roll from Suck UK, you might not want to rewrite War and Peace.