This may be one of those alarm clocks that would be better to leave at home while traveling. This alarm clock is shaped like a bundled stick of very cartoon-esque dynamite. Based on the size of the electronic components on this alarm clock, one would assume that it, in fact, doesn’t make that big of a ba-da boom, if any, to awaken, but at least it could scare the hell out of any visitors who are susceptible to very fake looking explosives.

This alarm clock is the work of designer Mark Reigelman II. It also includes a very suspicious box. Seriously, what kind of evil mastermind actually labels a box with “Explosives”? A very unsuccessful one.