You’ve tried hiring a hitman, slipping the divorce papers in the newspaper and hell, even turning the family Roomba into a dangerous weapon, but that loved one of yours still can’t get the hint. All questions should be answered once he or she is woken to a nice, gun-shaped breakfast in bed.

These molds from Urban Trends come in a variety of shapes including the “over-Uzi” mold and a classic revolver. If leaving a fried gun egg on a loved ones plate is a bit over the top, then combine this with some Mickey Mouse pancakes and strawberry syrup for a little more cynical and comedic breakfast. Each gun egg fryer is constructed out of stainless steel, so you may want to avoid using it on the nice, Teflon pan, unless you really want to get violent with a loved one. Teflon is serious business.